Some are overwhelmed by my energy 🤷🏻♀️ I’m clearly not for everyone. And I’m okay with that.
Asides
Don’t Judge Me
The only criticism I’m willing to accept, is constructive. Anything else, you can keep to yourself.
Dude, you’re losing it…
If you can’t control yourself, how can you have control over anything else in your life.
Woe is Me
People like to blame their mistakes on others because it makes the shame tolerable.
You Big Dummy
If you take pictures with jewelry, money or drugs; you’re obviously not accustomed to having any of those things in your possession on a regular basis. Stop it ✋🏽
Let’s See Em 👀
If women posted their credentials instead of pics of tits and ass, social media wouldn’t be as popular.
Know Your Status?!
Every time I get tested, I say a prayer. I know I’m not the only one. Don’t judge me.
Think About It
If you ever wonder how a person acts behind your back, pay attention to how they act behind everyone else’s back.
Nobody Likes To See You Happy
When you’re single, nobody wants to mess with you 🙍🏽 When you’re in a relationship, you have to fight them off with a stick! 🙅🏽
Too Cute!
Yesterday someone called me an anomaly; I’ve never felt more flattered ☺️
If I Could Turn Back Time
We don’t appreciate something until we’ve already taken it for granted.
I’d Rather Be Broke & Happy…
Than miserable with money.
What you think this is?!
Lying to me gives me the impression that you think I’m dumb enough to believe you. It’s an insult to my intelligence. So just be honest!
Lookin @ You Funny 👀
If you are a female and your feet are covered all year round; I’m lookin at you sus.
That is all.
You Ain’t No Fortune Teller
It is amazing how you can imagine your future and that image can disintegrate over time. When you’re high off happiness, it seems like nothing can go wrong and your plans are going to work out fine. But when you come down from that high and you realize things can and will go wrong, your future starts to look very unclear.
Yellow Cupcake 